About Ryan

Ryan was born and raised in Southeastern Pennsylvania.

As a boy, he was only allowed to watch TV on Saturday mornings, so he used to set an alarm for 4am, and head down to watch eight uninterrupted hours of infomercials and cartoons.

It is a credible belief that several hours of weight loss supplement ads and Pokémon reruns stunted his tiny developing brain, leaving him the way he is today.

Presently, Ryan doesn't own a television, and only wakes up at 4am when there's an earthquake. He feels very fortunate to spend most of his time in beautiful Los Angeles where 35% of his annual income goes toward sunscreen.

A comedian, actor, and improviser, Ryan embodies the classic triple threat to move back in with his parents.